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Roger   Age 37 Height 5’10” Education: PhD in Political Science
	After eating out of dumpsters, it’s nice to have hot meals again. I have to cook them myself but at least I have access to the kitchen. I can put up with some nagging to not be hungry any longer. My new girlfriend could be hotter, but honestly, food is more important.

 

Amy   Age 26 Height 5’5” Education: PhD in Gender Studies
This site has worked out like so great for me. I have a house, and now a man to fill it. As a feminist, it was really important to have a partner that I can feel superior to and look down upon. Since my new husband is literally reliant on me to avoid literally starving, I can have companionship and a sense of smugness.

 

Bob   Age 23 Height 6’0” (because no one is 5’11”) Education: PhD in Philosophy
	Looking for anyone. Must have a house. I’m so tired of being cold. No fatties.